
Over the past few hours between Bruiser, Hangman, and I our gmail notifiers have been going off the hook. I'm not kidding, if our inboxes were phones I doubt that we would have even had time to tend to the necessities of life this evening. We all are very popular but not to the extent to warrent the amounts of emails we received tonight. After the men of avalon convened for a strategic meeting we came to the conculsion that we might know what the cause is for all of the ridiculous amounts of emails. We discovered it was our from most recent amazing facebook album. When making this ablum we, the men of Avalon, had no idea what great amounts of controversy this would spark.
This afternoon Hangman, Bruiser, and I decided that since our cars had been written on and decorated by some lovely ladies (not going to name any names, Trisha & Brynn) they were due for a nice wash. Everyone knows that washing your car is not always the most fun thing to do with your valuable free time. I totally agree with my own statement. On a Sunday afternoon I would much rather take a nap than go get wet and wash my car. So it was impeccable that we somehow spiced up our car washing adventure. As all of our regular readers know, when the boys of avalon adventure we don't just do something fun we do something ridiculously fun and over the top stupid.
Today we hit an all time high on the absurd scale. Hangman and Bruiser decided that it would be great to wear crazy tight and short shorts without our shirts on, just like our fathers use to wear. It was at that point we headed to our driveway in all our white thigh glory. Looking back on this epic event, everyone worked really hard to clean the cars and it was just a great overall collaborative team effort in topless car washing. As a team we experienced some great victories such as washing three cars in under an hour and a few set backs. There was a car that drove by and yelled "you're gay," we took it kind of rough until we realized that the guy in the car had driven bye four times in about five minutes prior to him yelling his derogatory comments. We all kind of wonder what side of the road that guy drives his car.
So back to the beginning, with the massive amounts of emails. We made by far the most amazing Facebook album known to facebook itself but I think that it wasn't appreciated for it's intended time period. We at the heart, were just trying to portray the way our parents would have washed their cars at our age. Since posting our authentic pictures online we have received a very mixed review from our various viewers, ranging from death threats to encouraging notes. At this point we are going through an emotional rollercoaster with so many different emotions all at once. The only way for us to get through this time is to jump in our nicely cleaned cars and glide through the air.
Get excited in less than seven days our house will begin listening to Christmas music. We sit on the edge of our seat eagerly awaiting the day.
Until next time-Keith

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You guys were getting death threats? I don't understand why...
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