The Dialogue of a Bum and Robot

"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg, I'm a bum! a bumski bum bum with some fellers dancin up on my binski."



"Dude thats wack, check me out, I'm a robot, and I'm all up in the place."



"Mahhhh see? arrrh, I've got my pipe, see, I've got some trash! its mine! ALL MINE, IT'S MY RUBBISH. You can't have my filth sunny. I've also got this trash man to move me around the place. it works out pretty well... Why don't you just go to the moon and let me be. "



"Been there done that shizzle. Its boring there. I've been alot places. You know, like the zoo, the dunes, pipeline, you know, like pretty much most places. Why don't you ever leave your bin? You aint go no legs? Yous a chicken. a big fat Chicken!"



"I'm a BUM, But I just got meees some chiggin. Looks mighty fine. Chicken right on top of my head. yep, thats what I like, some chicken on my head. And I guess my arms kind of turned into some drumsticks. thats weird..."



Yeah, well, I, uhhhhh, I gotta go... now. soooo, don't uhhh, don't ummm, be sure to get the chick- I mean, well, okay, Thats a chicken on your head. I mean, you might want to get those arms checked out. This is my turkey. I'm going, and thats my turkey, and you have a chicken on your head. Later Bumski!"



"Later Roboto Man! I'm out as well... Trash man, come take my bin away! yeah, thats the way we roll, PEACE"